Jetpack Janitor

Condition: Near Mint
Color: White
Card Text: Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
"'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."
Rarity: C
Cost: 2W
Pow/Tgh: 3/2
Card Type: Creature - Human Employee
Artist: Tyler Walpole
Name: Jetpack Janitor
Finish: Regular
Card Number: 015/244 
Set Name: Unfinity